Jim: Hey Bill?
Bill: Yeah? What’s up?
Jim: Well, we’ve all been talking and we’ve kinda come to the conclusion that-
Karen: We think you’re a bad person Bill.
Bill: Oh……. Is this because I’m producing a Porno about Dr. Martin Luther King?
Off in the distance: -And I say that you will not discriminate on it, not based on its size or its girth, or even its color…….. for it will rock your world just the same!
Jim: That…. May have been a factor.
Martin Luther Fking: Yes, I have a dream- a dream about busting all over those-
Bill: Okay, you guys may have a point.
Hey, Dan! It's Liz. I think you should join Insomnia Theater--I did it last semester and it was really fun. It's basically only a 24 hour commitment, and I think you'd have fun as one of the writers. Because clearly you should be sharing your depravity with the world. That's what I did. I mean, I both was a writer and wrote bizarre things. And It's a good time.
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