Actual Scene from 127 Hours:
James Frankos inner monologue: Holy shit, I've been trapped in this cave for almost 110 hours, with my rock pinned against my right arm! I have nothing to entertain me but this video of two semi naked girls flirting with me, but I can't masturbate or else it'll waste precious bodily resources! Now, about cutting my arm off-"
How that would go for any of us-
Literally any other man: Shit, I've been down here for like two hours. I should jerk it.