For some reason, whenever I play Guess Who, something like this happens.
Me: Does your person have red hair?
Me: crap. [Flips down a few tiles}
Max: Does your person have glasses?
Me: Uh, yeah.
Max: nice. [Flips down more tiles]
Me: Alright, let’s see…. Would you have sex with your person?
Max: I don’t know- would they be good?
Me: So-so, but you’ve been drinking so it’s pretty much moot.
Max: So it’s like a one night stand thing?
Me: Well yeah, but you should at least call them the next day. That’s just etiquette.
Max: So I have to give them that whole talk about how I like them, but I just got out of a long term relationship and this isn’t going to work, and besides I’m really focusing on my career right now?
Me: Pretty much. And it’s pretty awkward.
Max: Right, right….. I’m going to say yes.
Me: Okay….. [Flips down a few tiles] is your person Richard?
Me: I think we need to have a talk.
Max: See, this is why I wanted to play fucking Risk.